Uncyclopedia defines “Cows With Guns is the name of the movement for the uprising of cows against their human masters.
Named after a song written by traitorous human Dana Lyons, which is highly believed to be the cause of this uprising, Cows With Guns is one of the greatest potential threats to mankind today.
If the issue of Cows With Guns isn’t dealt with in a timely manner, the number of cows with guns could increase by as much as fifty percent in the next few years.
Another uprising caused by the original protest song is known as Chickens In Choppers. Uprisings of this nature are less frequent, but more deadly, as the chickens (in choppers) are usually better armed and tend to fly just out of range of the average human so that retaliatory measures are harder to take. “
The only questions left are:
- Are you a cow?
- Do you own a gun?
If so, then you are a Cow with a Gun.