I finally received my tax return for 2013 back from the SARS. It puzzles me! They are questioning the number of dependents I claimed? I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”

I replied:

• 16 million unemployed people
• 8 million illegal immigrants
• 1,5 million drug dealers
• nearly a million people in overcrowded prisons
• 234 members of Parliament
• and a useless President with 6 wives

I queried SARS and they said that that was NOT correct.

I’m really becoming forgetful in my old age… I keep asking myself, who did i miss, WHO DID I MISS?