“Black Friday is racist for not allowing whites to shop. How would other races feel if they couldn’t do what they were good at? Imagine blacks without soccer, coloureds without gangs and brownies without curry.

Just kidding, our ‘White Monopoly Capital’ retailers will make a fortune selling goods at ‘discount’ prices. Please shop your non-red hearts out!”

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