Joke: Birthday Present?
A few days before her birthday, a Sparrebosch husband asked his wife, “Dear, what would you like for your present?”
Wife: “I really don’t think I should say.”
Husband: “How about a diamond ring?”
Wife: “I don’t care much for diamonds.”
Husband: “Well, then, a mink coat?”
Wife: “You know I do not like furs – poor animals!”
Husband: “A golden necklace?”
Wife: “I already have three of them.”
Husband: “Well, gosh, what do you want?”
Wife: “What I’d really like is a divorce…”
Husband: “Hmmm, I wasn’t planning on spending that much!”