At closing time, he saw a guy tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before success. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. During this time, everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered a breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”