In the middle of a the Knysna forest, there was a poacher whose gun jammed and was suddenly confronted by a huge, angry elephant. He turned and ran as fast as he could. He ran and ran and ran until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim.
Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the elephant closing in quickly, the poacher got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, “Dear God! Please give this elephant some religion!”
The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the elephant came to an abrupt stop and glanced around, somewhat confused.
Suddenly, the elephant looked up into the sky and said, “Thank you God, for the revenge I’m about to receive…”