Little Johnny came home from the playground at Little Elephants with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost.  While his Dad was cleaning his scrapes, he asked his son what had happened.

“Well, Dad,” said Pete, “ I challenged Larry to a duel, like we saw in that kung-fu movie. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.”

“Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair.”

“I know…but I never thought he’d choose his sister!”