A driver of a huge furniture truck takes the turn-off to the Knysna suburb of Belvidere. Suddenly there’s a CRRRRRNCCHHH as he grates to a stop underneath the bridge. He hadn’t seen the warning sign telling him that the truck was too high.
It isn’t long before a Knysna traffic cop turns up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and states the obvious, “Got stuck, heh?”
The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”