Paige and Fox go for a girl’s night out. Both are very faithful and loving girlfriends but were keen for their own space and to forget their day jobs. This found themselves way too enthusiastic for the Brutal Fruit drinks. Soon they were dancing on the counter at La Difference, the bar in Grey Street..
Incredibly drunk whilst walking home, they suddenly and desperately needed to pee. So they stopped in the shadows of the cemetery opposite Knysna Hospital.
Paige had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them before throwing them in the rubbish bin.
Fox, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties, a present from her boyfriend that she didn’t want to ruin. But she was lucky enough to be next to a grave that had a wreath of flowers with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they got home safely. It was a night to remember. In their separate houses, they lovingly kissed their boyfriends goodnight and promptly passed out.
The next day, Paige’s boyfriend was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent lady was still in bed, obviously badly hungover. He was startled at what he found. He phoned Fox’s boyfriend, a mate of his, and said: “These girl nights have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst. My girlfriend came home with no panties on!”
“That’s nothing,” said the other boyfriend. “I had it far worse. Fox came back with a card stuck to her ass that said: ‘From all of us at the Knysna Fire Station….we’ll never forget you!’“