Carry a torch! Municipal Employees and Politicians turn into monsters when Eskom turns off the lights in Knysna…

The Mentalist, John Edward, Anthon St Maarten and all their friends would have quickly proven to be fake psychics if their powers had been tested against Eskom’s evil load shedding schedule i.e. do not pretend that below is the gospel according to any religious figure such as Terry Pratchett or Stephen King.

Useless disclaimer aside, we’re in Stage 2 this weekend which means that the world turns black between 6pm and 8.30pm.

Thank goodness, for us in the Western Cape, sunset is late this time of year. Thereafter, if you’re lost, pretend my braai is a lighthouse. If you can’t see it, and something goes bump in the darkness, be afraid, very afraid… because it’s probably a municipal employee or a politician whose changed into their true monster selves so that they can go hunting for ratepayers

STAGE 1 LOAD SHEDDING
Mon, 01 Dec
18:00 – 20:30

Wed, 03 Dec
08:00 – 10:30

STAGE 2 LOAD SHEDDING

Sat, 29 Nov
18:00 – 20:30

Sun, 30 Nov
18:00 – 20:30

Mon, 01 Dec
18:00 – 20:30

Tue, 02 Dec
08:00 – 10:30

Wed, 03 Dec
08:00 – 10:30

Thu, 04 Dec
14:00 – 16:30

PS: Sedgefield may be working on the schedule for George.