Who stole Oudtshoorn’s xmas?

What?! The DA and ANC in Oudtshoorn have stopped fighting long enough to take a break from the disaster they made so that they can go to the Netherlands. How cool is that?

Every kid is going to be inspired. “What do you want to be when you grow up?” asked the teacher. All the kids, with smiles on their dials, yelled in unison, “Mayor Gordon April!”

How long before the money taken from the Cango Caves runs out? What happens to Oudtshoorn then? Will the DA’s Anton Bredell ever save that town instead of drinking egg nog with the ANC and its partners? Mmmm… and more mmmmmm…

For those exhausted from mmmmm-ing, let’s take a break and sing a song that celebrates xmas in Oudtshoorn, the town that no politician cares about:

JINGLE BELLS
(Take From You Remix)
Dashing through the dough
in a political open sleigh
Over the public we go,
laughing all the way
Bells on Gordon April ring,
making spirits fright
What fun it is to laugh and sin
a slaying song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a political open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in Gordon April’s play, YEAH!

A day or two ago,
I thought I’d take a ride
Soon ANC & DA
were seated by my side
The mayor was low on tax,
Cango Caves worth a lot
He got into the piggy bank
and Oudtshoorn got lost

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a political open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in Gordon April’s play, YEAH!