Three leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The CEO of SAB orders a Castle. Brandhouse’s CEO orders a Windhoek Lager. When the CEO of Mitchell’s Brewery in Knysna orders a lemonade, the other two are shocked!

“Why didn’t you order a Forester’s Draught?” they ask.

“Nah,” says Mitchell’s Brewery’s boss. “If you guys aren’t drinking beer then neither will I.”