ORGAN DONATION

I’m not going to sugarcoat it. This is the worst sales pitch but those needing their hands held too much probably wouldn’t listen anyway. I’m addressing those who might but simply haven’t given it dedicated thought. If you’re not sentimentally selfish or ridiculously phobic, you’ll help living-breathing-loving-human-beings stay alive by donating your dead body.

FUNERALS FOR ORGAN DONORS

If you’re religious or atheist, wanting to save your body would make you a hypocrite. If you’re a murderer, paedophile or politician with remorse, this is your way to give back. If you’re sensible and caring, this is common sense.

If your family want a garden fill of thousands of dead bodies to cry in, they can still host a funeral.

ESCAPE THE WORMS

If you’ve still got the shivers, imagine the traditional method which is being six feet under with worms in your nostrils, bugs shitting in your eyes and bacteria thinking you’re McDonalds. Wouldn’t your skin look better on a child burn victim?

Or just do it because George Clooney says so  🙂

FACTS

• Your heart, liver and pancreas can save 3 lives and your kidneys and lungs can help up to 4 people. You can 7 seven lives.
• You can help up to 50 people by donating your corneas, skin, bone, tendons and heart valves.

If you’re South African, you can donate your future dead body in one minute at https://www.odf.org.za/organ-donor-registration