Uncyclopedia defines “Cows With Guns is the name of the movement for the uprising of cows against their human masters. Named after a song written by traitorous human Dana Lyons, which is highly believed to be the cause of this uprising, Cows With Guns is one of the greatest potential threats to mankind today. If the issue of Cows With Guns isn’t dealt with in a timely manner, the number of cows with guns could increase by as much as fifty percent in the next few years.”
“Another uprising caused by the original protest song is known as Chickens In Choppers. Uprisings of this nature are less frequent, but more deadly, as the chickens (in choppers) are usually better armed and tend to fly just out of range of the average human so that retaliatory measures are harder to take. “
But the cows in South Africa became capitalists. They got organised. They took loans at reasonable interest rates and opened a KFC in every town. That sorted the chicken problem… and made a considerable profit which they used to start a political party.
Are you a cow? Do you own a gun? Do you listen to Prince? If so, you’re a Purple Cow with a Gun.
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PS: Derived from an old blog of mine as response to idiots with no sense of humour who don’t understand the udderlings of the Purple Cow, South Africa’s Capitalist Party (ZACP). I don’t know where anyone’s vote should go but they’re an option. Their intelligence and entertainment persuaded me to join their FB group. It’s an election campaign unlike any other.