“There are three things white people are good at. Swimming, convincing us that broccoli is good, and fake smiles. The fake smile has those ‘Please don’t steal my bag’ and ‘Please don’t talk to me’ qualities about it. White women have a black belt in the fake smile. It’s quick and attacks you with very transparent fake sincerity. It approaches with the lethal speed of a ninja. You don’t see it coming. The one moment it’s there, the next it’s gone. If you blink while it’s been flashed, you might … Read the full article…