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God’s new Commandments – you’d better behave!

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God can no longer be found in church because He hangs out on Facebook everyday @TheGoodLordAbove. When His Holy Spirit fills me, I press Like (’cause I enjoy giving back). God is wise, accepting that this is a post-slavery, Black matters, Me Too, Bill Maher era wherein (almost) everyone believes the Earth is round. Consequently, this week, God asked His followers what new Commandments He should create. As God expected, the response was better than the Bible (especially the first part). There have been a few nasty comments by conservatives … Read the full article…

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The Death of Georgie Bumwheel (Part 2)

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“Order, order in Heaven,” God demanded.  The angels quietened (lowering their eyes to look at their dresses).  They had been arguing over who would have the last piece of bubbleyum that had been given to them by Archangel Michael.  They quickly solved the dilemma by deciding to share the gum; three chews each. Satisfied, God continued.  “It is Judgement Day No. 6, Revelation Case 500 000 000 762  345 666.  Will Bum please take the stand.” “That’s Bumwheel,” protested the spirit in question. Georgie was in a foul mood.  For the past 63 … Read the full article…

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The Hunger Parable

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For six days, I left the world around me entering a desert devoid of life On the second day, the Devil paid me a visit Giggling, he tortured me but soon tired of the game He bade me farewell the following day but left behind a many-handed daemon to keep me company The daemon’s name was Self-Care and joyously, he made his home inside of me, speaking to me by pulling my innards With the arrival of the fourth day, my tired blood pooled in the rocks and drenched the … Read the full article…

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God & the Devil Made Love in Knysna

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VOLCANO LIFE Though the curtain, my bedroom changed to orange and my day became wondrous The sky was a volcano, god and the devil unashamedly making love No surprise both were women They smiled at me, hugged me, kissed me, washed me, filled me- -my successes become failures my failures successes… and together they became nothing whilst i became part of EVERYTHING The greatest dawn in the prettiest town, Knysna. It was a kindness at the start of a tough month coming, a reminder to think bigger. Here,the fight for, … Read the full article…

The truth may be bitter but sharing it is sweet!