God’s new Commandments – you’d better behave!
God can no longer be found in church because He hangs out on Facebook everyday @TheGoodLordAbove. When His Holy Spirit fills me, I press Like (’cause I enjoy giving back). God is wise, accepting that this is a post-slavery, Black matters, Me Too, Bill Maher era wherein (almost) everyone believes the Earth is round. Consequently, this week, God asked His followers what new Commandments He should create. As God expected, the response was better than the Bible (especially the first part). There have been a few nasty comments by conservatives … Read the full article…