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Funeral Procession Passing Knysna Golf Club

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Two men were playing a round at Knysna Golf Club. As one was about to putt, a funeral procession drove up Howard Street, alongside the course. The man stopped what he was doing, dropped his club, removed his cap and placed it over his heart His partner was moved by this and said, “I always thought that you were a bit of a bastard but I was wrong. That’s the nicest thing I’ve even seen you do!” The man looked back at him and said, “Well, that’s the least I … Read the full article…

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Women Play Golf Too Slowly

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Two men were playing golf at Simola but were being held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: “I’ll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up.” When he returned he said: “I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress.” The second man said: “I’ll walk up to them and hurry them up.” He came back and said: “We both have the same problem.”

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Joke: Golfer Dies at Simola

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Two golfers met at the club. “I heard about your terrible tragedy last week,” said one. “Yes,” said the other sadly, sipping his drink. “I was playing a two-some with Marcus at Simola Golf Course. He dropped dead on the ninth hole.” “I understand you carried him all the way back to the clubhouse too,” the first man said sympathetically. “That must have been very difficult, – Marcus weighed over 100 kilograms!” “The carrying wasn’t that hard. It was putting him down at every stroke, then picking him up again … Read the full article…

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