King of the Jungle?
Love this joke about ego:) One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious. He saunters over to a monkey swinging in a tree and roars, “Who’s the king of this jungle?” The monkey scampers down from the tree, bows to the lion and stammered, “Wh..wh…why you are Mr. Lion.” A few minutes later, the lion comes across a warthog. He stops in front of the animal and asks, “Who’s the baddest dude in this jungle?” The warthog hid his face in the dirt and whispered, “You’re the baddest, King Lion.” … Read the full article…