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Video: I’m South Africa’s first anti-corruption Mayor, I’m Mike Hampton

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I’m South Africa’s first anti-corruption Mayor, I’m Mike Hampton. Please wait a few seconds for this short anti-corruption video to load… I’m the new Mayor of Knysna. I’m initiating a zero-tolerance, anti-corruption policy. If you’re suspected of stealing R100, you’re suspended. If you’re found guilty, we will claim legal fees. If you steal millions, we’ll take your house. You will not get another cushy job in another DA municipality in the Western Cape. You will not be promoted to Parliament. You will go to jail! This is my inaugural address. … Read the full article…

The truth may be bitter but sharing it is sweet!

God’s new Commandments – you’d better behave!

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God can no longer be found in church because He hangs out on Facebook everyday @TheGoodLordAbove. When His Holy Spirit fills me, I press Like (’cause I enjoy giving back). God is wise, accepting that this is a post-slavery, Black matters, Me Too, Bill Maher era wherein (almost) everyone believes the Earth is round. Consequently, this week, God asked His followers what new Commandments He should create. As God expected, the response was better than the Bible (especially the first part). There have been a few nasty comments by conservatives … Read the full article…

The truth may be bitter but sharing it is sweet!

DA Poo #6 – April Fool’s Day

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“April Fool’s Day has been more farts than highlights, never a feature in my life. As a child, I wasn’t like most boys. Although I felt the awkwardness of peer group pressure, I couldn’t, for example, participate in the stupidity of fart jokes. I wasn’t devoid of humour, just leaning more towards the meaningful or twisted kind found in movies such as ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ and ‘Lethal Weapon’. I haven’t changed as an adult. I’m not into most stand-up, excessively swearing or shouting comedians. But I appreciate the sweets … Read the full article…

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Gwen Ngwenya’s CDC party offers DA voters alternative

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It wasn’t long ago that journalist Adriaan Basson was denounced by the DA for his article about an ideological split in the DA’s ranks. It’s now obvious that political denial doesn’t create truth. The only fact Basson got wrong about the Laptop Boys versus the Bruma Boys, the liberals versus the socialists, was gender omission. Which is to say that Gwen Ngwenya is the feminine factor, chief of the ‘keyboard’ and leader of a new party called the Classic Democrats for Change (CDC). This morning, the Rational Standard leaked that … Read the full article…

The truth may be bitter but sharing it is sweet!