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Video: I’m South Africa’s first anti-corruption Mayor, I’m Mike Hampton

Mike Hampton Posted on 22nd Jun 2020 by mikehampton22nd Jun 2020

I’m South Africa’s first anti-corruption Mayor, I’m Mike Hampton. Please wait a few seconds for this short anti-corruption video to load… I’m the new Mayor of Knysna. I’m initiating a zero-tolerance, anti-corruption policy. If you’re suspected of stealing R100, you’re suspended. If you’re found guilty, we will claim legal fees. If you steal millions, we’ll take your house. You will not get another cushy job in another DA municipality in the Western Cape. You will not be promoted to Parliament. You will go to jail! This is my inaugural address. … Read the full article…

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Posted in Same Shit Different Government | Tagged video, Mike Hampton, corruption, Democratic Alliance, Knysna Municipality, Elrick van Aswegen, parody, Louis Scheepers

God’s new Commandments – you’d better behave!

Mike Hampton Posted on 31st Oct 2019 by mikehampton1st Nov 2020
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God can no longer be found in church because He hangs out on Facebook everyday @TheGoodLordAbove. When His Holy Spirit fills me, I press Like (’cause I enjoy giving back). God is wise, accepting that this is a post-slavery, Black matters, Me Too, Bill Maher era wherein (almost) everyone believes the Earth is round. Consequently, this week, God asked His followers what new Commandments He should create. As God expected, the response was better than the Bible (especially the first part). There have been a few nasty comments by conservatives … Read the full article…

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Posted in Sweets & Scissors | Tagged God, religion, parody, 10 Commandments, New 10 Commandments, Christianity, humour

DA Poo #6 – April Fool’s Day

Mike Hampton Posted on 26th Mar 2019 by mikehampton15th Mar 2019
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“April Fool’s Day has been more farts than highlights, never a feature in my life. As a child, I wasn’t like most boys. Although I felt the awkwardness of peer group pressure, I couldn’t, for example, participate in the stupidity of fart jokes. I wasn’t devoid of humour, just leaning more towards the meaningful or twisted kind found in movies such as ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ and ‘Lethal Weapon’. I haven’t changed as an adult. I’m not into most stand-up, excessively swearing or shouting comedians. But I appreciate the sweets … Read the full article…

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Posted in Same Shit Different Government | Tagged DA corruption, Knysna Municipality, Same Shit Different Government, parody, April Fool's Day, political joke, transparency

Gwen Ngwenya’s CDC party offers DA voters alternative

Mike Hampton Posted on 6th Feb 2019 by mikehampton1st Nov 2020
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It wasn’t long ago that journalist Adriaan Basson was denounced by the DA for his article about an ideological split in the DA’s ranks. It’s now obvious that political denial doesn’t create truth. The only fact Basson got wrong about the Laptop Boys versus the Bruma Boys, the liberals versus the socialists, was gender omission. Which is to say that Gwen Ngwenya is the feminine factor, chief of the ‘keyboard’ and leader of a new party called the Classic Democrats for Change (CDC). This morning, the Rational Standard leaked that … Read the full article…

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Posted in Same Shit Different Government | Tagged Democratic Alliance, Helen Zille, The Daily Maverick, liberalism, Rational Standard, Laptop Boys, Bruma Boys, Classic Democrats for Change, CDC, Gwen Ngwenya, Renegade Reporter, Liberal International, classic liberalism, democratic socialism, parody

Cows Arrested in front of Knysna Magistrates’ Court

Mike Hampton Posted on 4th May 2017 by mikehampton1st Nov 2020

Knysna’s traffic cops arrested cows today but had trouble trying to get them to go across the Main Road to appear in the Knysna Magistrates’ Court. The cows are expected to moo in defence before the Chief Magistrate. They’ll be calling Manager Protection Services Richard Meyer as a witness to testify that the Knysna Municipality believes that there are separate rules for white cow owners and black cow owners. By municipal by-law, only black-owned cows and pigs are allowed to walk in Knysna Central.

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Posted in Same Shit Different Government | Tagged Knysna Municipality, protest, Knysna Magistrates' Court, parody, roaming animals, Richard Meyer, Knysna Traffic & Law Enforcement, animal control

Best Anti-Trump Comedy/Protest Videos

Mike Hampton Posted on 26th Jan 2017 by mikehampton1st Nov 2020

THANK YOU, PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP. No president has generated as much entertainment to us foreigners. The pleasure and mockery doesn’t stop… M.A.M.O.N. (Monitor Against Mexicans Over Nationwide) is a satirical fantasy sci-fi short film that explores, with black humor and lots of FX, the outrageous consequences of Donald Trump´s plan of banning immigration and building an enormous wall on the Mexico – US border. * * * La Madre Buena (The Good Mother) is the multi award-winning short film featuring a Donald Trump piñata. The topical tale features a strong … Read the full article…

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Posted in Sweets & Scissors | Tagged comedy, parody, Donald Trump, MAMON, piñata

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